Chelsea, Arsenal & Spurs stars make our ultimate Halloween XI
Everyone’s favourite American import, other than syrup on pancakes, is here in the shape of Halloween. As we gear up for annoying kids pestering us for ‘candy’ all evening, let’s take our mind off of the constant interruptions of Friday night our telly with a look through this scary XI…
Any we missed? Drop your best suggestions in the comment section beloooooooooooow.
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Off the pitch…
Manager – Neil Warlock (Neil Warnock) Chairman – Grave Whelan (Dave Whelan) Stadium – Hell-and Road (Elland Road)
GK – Thibaut Court-arghhh (Thibaut Courtois)
In ghoul we have Coourtois, whose presence can scare almost any striker.
DF – Satan Baines (Leighton Baines)
Devilishly good at left-back, it’s Baines
DF – Ledley Pumpkin-g (Ledley King)
A pumpkin may have more mobility than King…
DF – Tony Addams Family (Tony Adams)
Not easy to watch… it’s Adams
DF – Per Murder-sacker (Per Mertesacker)
One way to stop attackers… it’s Mertesacker
MF – Mesut Ooooooooo-zil (Mesut Ozil)
His form has been scarily bad… it’s Ozil
MF – Frank-enstein Lampard (Frank Lampard)
Lampard can doctor our midfield…
MF – Jack-o-lantern Wilshere (Jack Wilshere)
Lighting up attacks, it’s Wilshere
MF – Charles N’Zombie-a (Charles N’Zogbia)
Back from the dead, it’s N’Zogbia
ST – Roberto Skull-dado (Roberto Soldado)
Well Spurs fans have been calling him a numbskull for a while!
ST – Ricky van Ware-wolfswinkel (Ricky van Wolfswinkel)
Transforming from promising striker to Norwich flop it’s Van Wolfswinkel
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BENCH FOLLOWs…
Bench
Casper Schmeichel (Kasper Schmeichel)
Olof Hell-berg (Olof Mellberg)
Pablo Stabaleta (Pablo Zabaleta)
Rasmus Nightmare on Elm St. (Rasmus Elm)
Sunspooky Nakamura (Shunsuke Nakamura)
Robert Vam-Pires (Robert Pires)
Zlatan Ibrahimo-witch (Zlatan Ibrahimovic)